If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
Why was the button permamently depressed?
Somebody pushed him too far.
A guy name .zip seemed depressed, so I tried talking to him...
Why was the 2 year old antivaxx kid depressed?
Did you hear about the depressed Swede?
He wished he'd never been Bjorn!
Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
He's going through some things.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
What did the taco say to the depressed donut?
Taco: Want to taco bout it?
Donut: I donut know what to say.
Why was Uranus depressed?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
What do you call a depressed one-eyed horse?
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?
I wish I was never björn.
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
What do you call a depressed ship?
I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didn’t want to because they’re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
My chair is depressed and broke down to pieces.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
How do depressed frogs die?
What do you call a depressed locomotive?
My medicine makes me depressed
Why do depressed people make the best jokes?
‘Cause they’re already dad inside
I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.
Funny how things work out.
Every time I visit my Dad in St. Louis, he walks into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong...
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
What did the therapist say to the depressed dog?
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Because he has low elf esteem.
Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?
Their careers were in ruins.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
I was at work when i passed by the interviewer's office and saw a small bear walk out depressed, I went in and asked "Whats his deal?"
They said he wasn't Koalafied
Why was the depressed fisherman in the orange grove?
He was fishing for a compliment.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.
Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
Why was the archaeologist so depressed?
Because his life was in ruins
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
How do depressed frogs die?
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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