Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDogAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I used to work as a can crusher

It was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyOTuwu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why are can crushers not fun at parties?

They're always soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the can-crusher man quit his job?

because it was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who was killed in the can crusher?

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EEZAK04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I once got a job as a can crusher, but I don’t like to talk about it.

It’s soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsrawesome80
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starzwillsucceed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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When I asked the can crusher at the Coke factory about his job...

....he said it was soda pressing.

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daffydubs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Soda Crusher

So I ran into a friend I haven't seen since high school, And I ask him how he's doing and where he's working. He tells me he working at a local grocery store working the bottle return. He says its a pretty boring job. And I tell him that sounds... soda pressing. He just glared at me. lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylecrazyawsome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Did you hear about the sprite can that jumped into the can crusher?

I hear he was soda pressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrrage34
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

Dad dropped this one at the dinner table the other night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newgen_rain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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My brother just quit his job as a can crusher

Because it was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicallyKayla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notprospero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why did the can crusher leave his job

Because it was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extreme_khaos34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job ?

Because it was soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incremental_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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why did the can crusher quit his job?

because it was soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a can crusher?

It was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I have a new job as a can crusher

It’s soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alicia-t-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone425
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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why did the can-crusher quit it’s job?

because it was soda-pressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jocelynlhg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuetel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why did the can crusher quit its job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHUT_IT_D0WN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job...

It was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cindy-001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TartarCarts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was sodapressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFysty1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Why did the soda crusher quit his job?

He didn’t. He was canned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triumph807
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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