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Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
I didn't nintendoe do that
They get Dell-eted
A bull dozer.
Guess I broke the record
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
Wasn't too happy when I pulled out my Switch
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!
Her: “I’m not ruthless”
Her dad: “Well your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”
All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"
Large Padrón Collider
Some bunny once told me...
A Prattfall!
Then I saw her face.
My buddy was making different custom Pikachus on SSB4 and he made one for defense, speed, and attack. I say to him,
"I guess you have a lot of those to pikaCHOOSE from."
He hit me.
Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."
I turn to him and say
"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."
