Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
I didn't nintendoe do that
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
Her: “I’m not ruthless”
Her dad: “Well your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”
My buddy was making different custom Pikachus on SSB4 and he made one for defense, speed, and attack. I say to him,
"I guess you have a lot of those to pikaCHOOSE from."
He hit me.
Super Smash Bros.
Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."
I turn to him and say
"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."
