Smash Bros Puns

Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".

I didn't nintendoe do that

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

Her: “I’m not ruthless”

Her dad: “Well your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”

My buddy was making different custom Pikachus on SSB4 and he made one for defense, speed, and attack. I say to him,

"I guess you have a lot of those to pikaCHOOSE from."

He hit me.

Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."

I turn to him and say

"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."