Why you should knock on fridge before opening it?
Because there could be a salad dressing.
How do Italians knock on the door?
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?
They deserve a no bell prize
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...
...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
What does the onion say when you knock on their door...
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
How do you knock on 2 doors
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"
What do you do when a supplement knocks on your door?
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?
Because there could be a salad dressing!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case, there's a salad dressing.
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Just in case there’s a salad dressing
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Just in case there's a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?
There could be a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
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Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
there might be a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on my fridge before opening the door
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?
In case there’s a salad dressing
I hate when people knock on my door and tell me I need to get "saved" or else I will "burn."
There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,
"I'd better let this sink in."
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
i always knock on the fridge before opening it...
...there might be a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
Stupid Firemen
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"
I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case the salad is dressing. Wouldn't want to walk in on that!
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