Why you should knock on fridge before opening it?

Because there could be a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enemy991
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How do Italians knock on the door?

Gnocchi gnocchi gnocchi.

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Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him β€œNamaste”.

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There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?

They deserve a no bell prize

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You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it

Cuz there might be a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...

...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, β€œI heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, β€œGo on then.” First dog continues, β€œKnock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What does the onion say when you knock on their door...

Come on ion

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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How do you knock on 2 doors

Knock, knock

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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What do you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You in"vitamin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bignug420
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Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.

This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.

Photos here:

https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3

Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico

No Juans home

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?

Because there could be a salad dressing!

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case, there's a salad dressing.

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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Always knock on the fridge before opening.

Just in case there is a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

I'll see myself out....

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?

There could be a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...

there might be a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabriel_osi
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge before opening it

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge before opening it

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I always knock on my fridge before opening the door

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
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Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?

In case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerLAmag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I hate when people knock on my door and tell me I need to get "saved" or else I will "burn."

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ispilledmymilka
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There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep. I thought,

"I'd better let this sink in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, β€œI heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, β€œGo on then.” First dog continues, β€œKnock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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i always knock on the fridge before opening it...

...there might be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,

Just in case there is a salad dressing

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I hate those people that knock on my door telling me I need to be "saved" or that I'll "burn"...

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid Firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid firemen

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zozi0102
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalzonkly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.

Just in case there’s a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aheadassnigga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case the salad is dressing. Wouldn't want to walk in on that!

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