I’m raisin awareness
It was an emergent sea.
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
They're calling it a salt & battery.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
All the files were deleted.
Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton
No way Jose!
Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.
Its my fault.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
I had to Nicks that idea.
Fly-By Hooting.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
Because there are more geese on that side.
It's a mootual fund.
Because they have a proven track record
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
Family feudalism
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
It was a match made in heaven.
because the fist impression is everything.
Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
An authoritative write winged government.
At the Whine and Dine.
Oh you H2 HOE
It was a taxing day.
Do I need a current license?
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
The full name is Bathew
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
ET&T
Because that work is habit forming.
"Ode no!" I thought.
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
It’s butter that way.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Algorythm. (Algorithm)
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
