The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
What's a peasant's favorite form of entertainment?
Bringing back dead memes in another form.
I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
Today I learned I will assume my final form and will he becoming a dad in December.
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
High mass in the extraordinary form
We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!
I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.
I was filling out the SAT form and asked if it was the SAT with essay or not
Of course it is. It’s the essayt
What’s the most metallic form of humor?
None, humor can’t be metallic. What, were you expecting ‘irony’?
An advanced form of Nanatechnology
A group of fishermen were trying to form a band
UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
What is the full form of NAP?
Husband was in peak dad form today: What do you call a mathematician magician?
At the slaughterhouse, the cows were beginning to form bonds with me before I led them to be murdered...
I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!
When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
Coffee isn't electrically conductive in bean form.
But it is when it's ground.
If you are here for the yodeling lesson, please form a
orderly orderly orderly queue
My wife ordered a stool form an online retailer
Wife: "It is arriving tomorrow."
Me: "If you do not like it, can we return it within 30 days?"
Wife: "Yes, why do you ask?"
Me: "Does that make it a stool sample then?"
Wife: "..."
True story, including her lack of enthusiasm for my obviously excellent sense of humor.
Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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