I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere

I’m raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: β€œAre you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColinHenrichon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Mr. Peanut & The Energizer Bunny Are Forming A Band

They're calling it a salt & battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MIngmire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...

All the files were deleted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I’ve heard rumors about the elves and the naughty kids forming an alliance

Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The Tetley Tea Folk are forming a football team

Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma

No way Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Braz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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Just discovered a crack forming on the bottom of my lower back.

Its my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....

At the Whine and Dine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoopedapickleout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?

An authoritative write winged government.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaMusicista
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.

It was a taxing day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziWookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................

.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...

The full name is Bathew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?

Oh you H2 HOE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmm1024
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Today I learned I will assume my final form and will he becoming a dad in December.

Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macbeezy_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?

ET&T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youwantfuckame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.

It’s butter that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?

Algorythm. (Algorithm)

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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form

I told him I can't A4 it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthsid1603
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...

But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phryxil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?

Po-ems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_isnt_my_name
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!

That's feud for thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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The best form of comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jafopwoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.

Potato potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I was filling out the SAT form and asked if it was the SAT with essay or not

Of course it is. It’s the essayt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dahvos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What’s the most metallic form of humor?

None, humor can’t be metallic. What, were you expecting β€˜irony’?

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I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.

She seams nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I was told I second guess myself too much..

[deleted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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High mass in the extraordinary form
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat

Fucking close to water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What was Iran called before it formed into the country we know it as today?

Running

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nic-River
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A group of fishermen were trying to form a band

UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ledin542
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.

I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abridgetooclose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What is the full form of NAP?

Sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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An advanced form of Nanatechnology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranx1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Husband was in peak dad form today: What do you call a mathematician magician?

Criss Angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruhNana13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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At the slaughterhouse, the cows were beginning to form bonds with me before I led them to be murdered...

I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clone_Writer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Just occurred to me

Doing an abs workout properly is doing it in a core-rekt form...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid_sh09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Do you remember hearing your first dad joke? Is there one that has stuck with you through the years?

Mine was about 20 years ago, I was 17 at the time and going to my gf’s sisters house for dinner with her family. We brought some things to help with dinner. As we’re walking up to the house carrying the cookware, her dad looks back and says, β€œhey, now that you’re walking the wok, can you talk the talk?”. Not sure why but I’ll never forget that. Still makes me chuckle to this day. What’s yours?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/q_Maxi_p
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?

Irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking – successfully formed some curd!

Whey to go

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If you are here for the yodeling lesson, please form a

orderly orderly orderly queue

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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How did the Verb pay for its gender reassignment?

By a trans-action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Coffee isn't electrically conductive in bean form.

But it is when it's ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?

Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My wife ordered a stool form an online retailer

Wife: "It is arriving tomorrow."

Me: "If you do not like it, can we return it within 30 days?"

Wife: "Yes, why do you ask?"

Me: "Does that make it a stool sample then?"

Wife: "..."

True story, including her lack of enthusiasm for my obviously excellent sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbrown705
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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The Semi colon is an important part of what?

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Rude dude, crude dude.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Tom absolutely loves tractors

A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.

As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys were gone with the wind at this point, as Tom spent all his waking hours playing with this one tractor toy.

Fast forward a few years, and Tom's now approaching his 10th birthday, with his love for tractors intact and intensified. His parents discuss what to get for him, and decide that a ride-on tractor to replace his bike is the best gift they can give him.

Tom absolutely loves the gift, and spends all of his time out of school riding around the neighbourhood while his bike collects dust in the garage.

We come forward a few more years, as Tom approaches his 18th birthday, with an only intensified adoration of tractors. His father pulls him aside on the morning of his birthday, saying "Now son, I know that we've promised you a car, but we know what you really want."

He leads him outside, to a brand new tractor with a bow on it, saying that this is his welcome to adulthood.

Tom is beyond excited, and spends the next few months going everywhere in his tractor - grocery trips, bars, classes, friends' houses.....

Again, a few years later, Tom is driving down a back country road, in the middle of nowhere, with his tractor, in the middle of a storm. The tractor breaks down, and with no air conditioning or any form of modern comforts, Tom is in a miserable mood until someone finally comes past for him to flag down for help. After this, Tom realises that although tractors are fun, maybe they're not the best transport method out there.

Tom ages through a few more years, and finds himself driving down another road in the middle of nowhere in his car, and sees a house on fire just off the road. Being a good samaritan, he pulls over and heads up the driveway to a woman running out of the house screaming "Please, help, help! My baby is trapped in there! Go and call 911, please!"

Tom turns around, then, before leaving, has a brainwave.

He turns back and walks towards the flames, saying "Don't worry, ma'am, I've got this."

He takes a deep breath in, and the fire disappears into nothingness. As you'd expect, the woman is in awe, and asks, "Oh my God, how did you do that?!"

Tom simply responds, "Well you see ma'am, I'm an extractor fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asurarkt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Told this Chemistry joke before on here...

... But I got a very bad reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneFreeMan18
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I’m very opposed to using old forms of communication,

You can call me an anti-faxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1ky1e1
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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This issue of Time has four adverts form pharma companies.

That's four too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Did you hear that Superman and Batman are splitting off to form their own team?

They’re calling themselves the Just Us League.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What's a pirates favorite form of entertainment?

Arrrrr rated films.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeonneRose
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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If beavers could form a country

It'll be a damnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParaREXX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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How does a logician explain why long lines form at the restroom after a movie?

If a lot of people have to urinate, a long line will tend to form. A lot of people do have to urinate after a movie, and thus there is a long restroom line. Put a bit more formally:
Pee implies queue. Pee, therefore queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperSpock
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If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...

Does it make a sound?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerpeggy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb

Really, you expect to much form cats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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A wise man once said

With great power comes great electricity bills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black-widow-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Gollum cloned himself and formed an 80s synth-pop band

They call themselves Flock of Smeagols

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?

He says he wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopsicleMud
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My wife insists that yoga is the best form of exercise.

But I think it’s kind of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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So you're telling me like the verb ring has second form rang and sing has sang, the verb think also works the same way? Well, no thanks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
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I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana

We're a door a bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecapedmustache
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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My timepiece hangs on the wall and recites short form poetry every hour on the hour.

It's a Haiku coo clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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There is one word spelled wrong in the dictionary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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If Elastigirl formed a musical group

Would it be a rubber band?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michifan101
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A murder took place. Everyone witnessed the crime being committed.

They know it was E who brutally killed the man in question. They saw it. Against all previous odds of his record coming clear, people testified.

A jury was formed to try E on these alleged crimes. Due to the extreme gore of the crime scene and its explicit details, it was a closed hearing. After hours of trial and testimony, E emerged, innocent in the eyes of the court. He was absolved of all charges.

Everyone wondered how he managed to pull it off.

There is a reason he is called Mr E.

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I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_AI_Director93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What's a pirates favorite form of treasure?

A tiYARRa. πŸ‘‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesubordinate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What was Iran called before it was officially formed in 1979?

Running.

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