A list of puns related to "Forming"
Iβm raisin awareness
It was an emergent sea.
My sister walks up to me and asks: βAre you creating a pyramid scheme?β
They're calling it a salt & battery.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
All the files were deleted.
Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton
Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.
No way Jose!
Its my fault.
At the Whine and Dine.
An authoritative write winged government.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
It was a taxing day.
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
The full name is Bathew
Oh you H2 HOE
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
"Ode no!" I thought.
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
ET&T
Itβs butter that way.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Algorythm. (Algorithm)
Man did I eat my words
I told him I can't A4 it
They're called The Whoo
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'
Po-ems
That's feud for thought!
Potato potato.
Of course it is. Itβs the essayt
None, humor canβt be metallic. What, were you expecting βironyβ?
She seams nice
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Fucking close to water
Running
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevorβs love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevorsβs degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevorβs front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasnβt keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
βWellβ said Jeff, βAs Iβm sure you know the convention comes to town laterβ.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
βYes of courseβ replied Trevor
... keep reading on reddit β‘UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
Iβll call it my No Worries Atoll.
Criss Angle.
I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
Doing an abs workout properly is doing it in a core-rekt form...
Mine was about 20 years ago, I was 17 at the time and going to my gfβs sisters house for dinner with her family. We brought some things to help with dinner. As weβre walking up to the house carrying the cookware, her dad looks back and says, βhey, now that youβre walking the wok, can you talk the talk?β. Not sure why but Iβll never forget that. Still makes me chuckle to this day. Whatβs yours?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
Irony.
Whey to go
orderly orderly orderly queue
By a trans-action.
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
But it is when it's ground.
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
Wife: "It is arriving tomorrow."
Me: "If you do not like it, can we return it within 30 days?"
Wife: "Yes, why do you ask?"
Me: "Does that make it a stool sample then?"
Wife: "..."
True story, including her lack of enthusiasm for my obviously excellent sense of humor.
The Semi-truckβs digestive system
A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.
As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys were gone with the wind at this point, as Tom spent all his waking hours playing with this one tractor toy.
Fast forward a few years, and Tom's now approaching his 10th birthday, with his love for tractors intact and intensified. His parents discuss what to get for him, and decide that a ride-on tractor to replace his bike is the best gift they can give him.
Tom absolutely loves the gift, and spends all of his time out of school riding around the neighbourhood while his bike collects dust in the garage.
We come forward a few more years, as Tom approaches his 18th birthday, with an only intensified adoration of tractors. His father pulls him aside on the morning of his birthday, saying "Now son, I know that we've promised you a car, but we know what you really want."
He leads him outside, to a brand new tractor with a bow on it, saying that this is his welcome to adulthood.
Tom is beyond excited, and spends the next few months going everywhere in his tractor - grocery trips, bars, classes, friends' houses.....
Again, a few years later, Tom is driving down a back country road, in the middle of nowhere, with his tractor, in the middle of a storm. The tractor breaks down, and with no air conditioning or any form of modern comforts, Tom is in a miserable mood until someone finally comes past for him to flag down for help. After this, Tom realises that although tractors are fun, maybe they're not the best transport method out there.
Tom ages through a few more years, and finds himself driving down another road in the middle of nowhere in his car, and sees a house on fire just off the road. Being a good samaritan, he pulls over and heads up the driveway to a woman running out of the house screaming "Please, help, help! My baby is trapped in there! Go and call 911, please!"
Tom turns around, then, before leaving, has a brainwave.
He turns back and walks towards the flames, saying "Don't worry, ma'am, I've got this."
He takes a deep breath in, and the fire disappears into nothingness. As you'd expect, the woman is in awe, and asks, "Oh my God, how did you do that?!"
Tom simply responds, "Well you see ma'am, I'm an extractor fan."
... But I got a very bad reaction
You can call me an anti-faxer.
That's four too many.
Theyβre calling themselves the Just Us League.
Arrrrr rated films.
It'll be a damnation
If a lot of people have to urinate, a long line will tend to form. A lot of people do have to urinate after a movie, and thus there is a long restroom line. Put a bit more formally:
Pee implies queue. Pee, therefore queue.
Does it make a sound?
Really, you expect to much form cats
With great power comes great electricity bills
They call themselves Flock of Smeagols
He says he wants to make America grate again.
But I think itβs kind of a stretch.
We're a door a bowl
It's a Haiku coo clock.
Would it be a rubber band?
They know it was E who brutally killed the man in question. They saw it. Against all previous odds of his record coming clear, people testified.
A jury was formed to try E on these alleged crimes. Due to the extreme gore of the crime scene and its explicit details, it was a closed hearing. After hours of trial and testimony, E emerged, innocent in the eyes of the court. He was absolved of all charges.
Everyone wondered how he managed to pull it off.
There is a reason he is called Mr E.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
After all, it's cooked doe.
A tiYARRa. π
Running.
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