Maybe a repost, apologies in advance, but man this is surely a first class pun!
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Art class puns
What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!
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︎ Jun 10 2018
When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.
They always give straight "eh"s.
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︎ May 24 2021
My wifeβs favorite class in High School was History
I shouldβve known sheβd be good at bringing up the past.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What's the worst thing about online classes?
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︎ May 31 2021
'An Inconvenient Truth' should be classed as a horror film.
There's so much Gore in it.
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︎ May 26 2021
Choices of D&D classes
I'm starting to play in a new D&D game, and I can't decide between playing a Bard or a Rogue.
Guess I'll have to weigh the Prose and the Cons. πππ
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︎ May 18 2021
What did the science teacher yell to his loud class?
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︎ May 03 2021
I failed all my biology classes
I guess Iβm biode-grade-able
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︎ May 05 2021
Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.
My instructor said you need to go.
I said namaste
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I'm taking indian cooking classes, because
I'm just so curryous about it.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why is wearing glasses during math classes important?
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︎ May 14 2021
A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: βThanks, thatβs just what I kneaded.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?
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︎ May 11 2021
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
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︎ May 09 2021
What's the most dangerous class in school?
Music Class. Too much violins.
My boyfriend actually came up with it this morning and I'm having a hard time believing it hasn't been said before. I tried looking it up in this subreddit and google and haven't found anything yet lol.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said βNo artificial flavor.β
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
In college I took a class on braille.
The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I was talking to my offspring about classes I wanted to take in the fall.
I said I wanted to take more programming classes because I really liked the one I took last year.
My offspring tells me they can't take any computer classes.
Confused, I asked why.
"Because I'm non-binary"
True story, happened last night. I have never been so proud.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I know that I've told y'all this before, but after not turning in his assignments and not coming to class all school year...
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What did Snoop Dogg say when asked to leave a yoga class?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
They started a poetry class at the local prison...
But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why was the broom late to class?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
My kidβs chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My daughter said she needs a book by Shakespeare for a class assignment. "Which one?" I asked.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why didn't the chef graduate from his culinary class?
He didn't finish the main course
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What high-class car is best for metal-heads?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.
They're to prevent meltdowns.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
THE OTHER DAY I WAS SLEEPING IN CLASS...
so my angry teacher shouted at me:
-Isabel, why are you sleeping in class?
-And I answerd:
-Sorry teacher. I really feel like a bike.
Then the teacher asked:
-What do you mean by that?
-I'm two tired.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
A small boy went to sex ed class and then asked his father
is this a dad joke?
No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.
Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
Theyβre a big fan of gross domestic products.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Spilled some water in chemistry class today
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?
She wanted to work out her problems
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︎ Feb 12 2021
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call a world class athlete who injures their leg?
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