'Its for security'
'haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I've had six or seven victims so far, and it's still just as funny as the first time. The only blip was when the wife didn't even blink, and just entered it first time. She knows me too well.
They are all free speech!
Stop the FCC from removing net neutrality!
Paying ISPs $10 to access r/dadjokes.