Lei Yinglo
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
James Pond
Because it'll blow his cover
It was a blessing in disguise.
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
James Blonde
A-gent
You tap their lions.
Turns out she cagey B
He goes undercover
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
He would always travel inclognito.
They go under-cover
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
After all, you'll be in da skies.
They were in four mints.
Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun hits the deck spitting teeth.
"HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"
I recently spied a bag of gummy worms which said βNo Artificial Flavorsβ.
Which got me to wondering: who is buying gummy worms hoping theyβll tast like real worms?
You keep tabs on it!
Cos they're undercover.
They were denied axis.
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I read it undercover to cover.
He was such an impasta
James bond
They call her Cagey B.
holey -Moley...
Lesbionage
βHydrogen Bond.β
My cover was blown constantly
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
He didn't. He was never really on your side.
Sneakers
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
Thespianage!
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
I wasnβt Bourne yesterday, you know.
The stalk market is very weak.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years
