Spin class

Me: โ€œHow was the gym?โ€

My wife (pregnant with our first): โ€œIt was awesome, I did 45 minutes of spinningโ€

Me: โ€œJeez, you must be dizzy!โ€

Wife: (just shakes her head in disapproval)

Is this a new joke or did I subconsciously steal it from somewhere? Also is it any good?! Am I ready to be a dad??

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/charons-voyage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10 2020
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What did Yoda say to Katuunko on his way to spin class?

Bye, king. I must go.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cyphr0st
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10 2020
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My spin class instructor said it might be difficult to get back upto speed after a few weeks off

But itโ€™s just like riding a bike.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skottagecheese
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01 2018
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My girlfriend says she is going to a spinning class on her lunch break at work.

Don't to get too dizzy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GahWtf1336
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19 2015
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What's the merry-go-round's workout of choice?

Spin Class.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/2076baseballbat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12 2017
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Teacher was for real?

In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.

Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.

Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?

Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PatMeGron
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