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︎ Jan 11 2022
It's the amazing spi(e)derman (x-post r/pics)
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︎ Jun 09 2017
Heβs a spy, itβs Mission InPastaBowl
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︎ Feb 13 2022
What do you call a medieval spy?
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︎ Feb 16 2022
Donβt be worried about your iPhone and laptop spying on you
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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︎ Jan 22 2022
What do you call a spy sent to the UK to look after sheep?
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︎ Feb 10 2022
I explained to my son, "If you think our microwave, phone and TV spying on us is bad..."
"Our vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
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︎ Aug 05 2021
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
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︎ Dec 28 2021
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
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︎ Nov 30 2021
Eye spy, every time.
Daughter: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with βLβ
Me: Lion.
Daughter: No.
Me: Well thank goodness for that.
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︎ Dec 26 2021
I applied for a job to be a spy.
They wanted my resume and undercover letter. π
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Who's the most successful spy and always high?
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︎ Nov 17 2021
This is sure to Spy-k your interest
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︎ Jul 28 2021
A science teacher becomes a spy
They introduce themselves as bond..covalent bond
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︎ Nov 19 2021
Yβall hear about the newest division of the FBI where theyβre using insects to spy, like a fly on the wall?
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︎ Aug 23 2021
You know what you say when you confront a spy in a hot tub?
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︎ Oct 29 2021
Ever wonder why spies always wear formal suits or many layers?
It's because they can never be too revealing
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︎ Sep 22 2021
How do regretful spies covertly communicate?
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︎ Sep 25 2021
They just found out that many of the worldβs greatest spies are uncover as sheep herders.
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︎ Sep 21 2021
Carnal knowledge....
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︎ Nov 01 2021
You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I invented a device made out of tubes and mirrors I use to spy on mayonnaise, while hiding around the corner.
I call it the peri-periscope.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
Have you ever wondered what your spy name would be?
It's your last name, followed by a brief pause, then your first name and last name
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︎ Aug 25 2021
What do you call a Chinese spy?
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︎ May 25 2021
My grandad was a famous spy in world war two.
That's how he got caught.
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︎ Jul 21 2021
MI5 agent jumped the queue at the bakery.
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︎ Feb 23 2022
Did you hear what happened when the spy was sent to infiltrate a marching band?
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︎ Jul 15 2021
Why did the fly fly?
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︎ Feb 21 2022
What is a dogβs favorite spy movie?
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︎ Jul 23 2021
Who was the first under water spy?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A spy was killed in his tea
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
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︎ May 20 2021
My neighbor thinks I spy on her.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
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︎ May 03 2021
A German spy gave themself away when I sneezed. They said, "gesundheit!"
It was a blessing in disguise.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
The MI6 wanted to hire Billy Eilish
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︎ Feb 04 2022
What do you call a spy who bleaches his hair?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call two intelligence officers that hate each other?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
What do you call a gentleman spy?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What dose a spy do before bed
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What's a secret agent's favorite type of chicken?
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︎ Dec 05 2021
If you think that your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough...
the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years...
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
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︎ Jan 05 2020
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
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︎ Mar 21 2021
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