#gaslighting
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
A guy was cutting with an acetylene torch when suddenly there is a break in the line. The acetelyne starts shooting up his arm and a stray spark ignites it. His arm bursts into flame. He starts running around the shop waving his arm around while it's on fire until someone hits him with the fire extinguisher.
After the fire is out and the EMT's arrive, the police are there taking statements from the witnesses. When the officer finishes this, he pulls out his handcuffs, goes over to the burned guy on the ground, pushes the EMT out of the way, and arrests the burned guy.
When he brings the guy to the station, the chief asks him why he arrested this guy when he clearly needs medical attention. The officer responded by saying "He was waving a firearm in public"
What’s up liar?
That way, I can be a magnet magnate.
To find another so quickly was no small "feet".
a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose
PS and another one
Me: "One of our suppliers is call Rich O'Nion"
Her: "I've heard he makes you cry..."
