What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory

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📅︎ May 28 2021
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I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products

Something about rule 7

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👤︎ u/red3biggs
📅︎ May 08 2021
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When company uses a pun on their product, I’m sold.
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A German meat packing plant had to switch from natural products to collagen skins for its sausages.

It was the wurst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ May 27 2021
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A mattress salesman offered me a huge discount on a product out of my budget

I told him I’ll sleep on it

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👤︎ u/MF62SW
📅︎ May 24 2021
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I was sick and tired of my wife forgetfully leaving her feminine hygiene products in the toilet, so I confronted her

She immediately flushed with embarrassment.

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📅︎ May 29 2021
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Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?

A Cumin Cigar

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👤︎ u/MarkReeses
📅︎ May 15 2021
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....

People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...

The lard ash was everywhere!

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📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.

The iRoll

Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!

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📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.

Because they had no option.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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When someone sees you with Apple product.

iWitness.

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👤︎ u/amankhaan
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...

Business has been Brisk, baby!

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📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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👤︎ u/Pyranders
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...

I hope it is a big cellar.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

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👤︎ u/fred1840
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What kind of fermented milk product do large scary monsters eat?

Ogret

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👤︎ u/NPVT
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.

Except maybe the manure spreader

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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👤︎ u/Bunny_2121
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Purrfect product placement
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📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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My Italian employee is useless at labelling products

I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle

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👤︎ u/eormada
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.

Police have no leads to investigate

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Isolation madness product
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👤︎ u/VitaminKW
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Informative product review
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple π

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👤︎ u/19olo
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.

I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.

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👤︎ u/Secrethat
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?

People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.

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📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What skincare product do bullfighters use?

Oil of Olé.

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📅︎ May 31 2020
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"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product

I couldn't describe it butter myself

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👤︎ u/Japlow
📅︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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📅︎ May 22 2020
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

Satisfactory

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📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory....

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

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📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes average products?

A satisfactory!

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👤︎ u/chemist612
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells good products?

A satisfactory.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products

A satisfactory!

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📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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