I work at a grocery store with my son and he rotated all the cleaning products and left me a note

The note said "I guess the tides have turned"...I've infected him with dad humor

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My friends grandfather asked Me if I wanted to see a picture of his "pride and joy"

When I said yes he pulled a picture of the cleaning products "pride" and "joy". The man carries these pictures in his wallet at all times.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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(Request) Need title for school assignment

Hello there,

I am doing a science project on cleaning products and I need a catchy title, so I figured I would go with a pun. The problem is, I can't think of one! If you guys could help me think of a one-liner pun involving somethng cleaning related, I would be very grateful!

Thanks.

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📅︎ Jan 23 2013
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momjokes

A recently cooked pizza left my oven with an ever blackening pile of cheese at the bottom. I want to clean it off and my mom always speaks wonders of some spray on product, so I text her for help:

"What's the name of that oven cleaner you like?"

"Joe."

Joe's my dad.

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