What do you call a factory that makes average products?
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What paper product speaks really quickly?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
When someone sees you with Apple product.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?
Norvegan!
Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...
I hope it is a big cellar.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.
Except maybe the manure spreader
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.
Police have no leads to investigate
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My Italian employee is useless at labelling products
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Iβm a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....βlooks like you have the best jobβ he says, βwhy is that?β I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Purrfect product placement
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How do you know if a product is made in Germany?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Isolation madness product
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︎ May 05 2020
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?
People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What skincare product do bullfighters use?
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︎ May 31 2020
Informative product review
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︎ Aug 15 2018
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
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︎ May 22 2020
"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product
I couldn't describe it butter myself
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︎ May 04 2020
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Son: Dad, in math, does the word product mean to use addition?
Dad: No son, I think you need sum vocabulary lessons.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Milk is the fastest dairy product.
Itβs pasteurized before you ever see it.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Why is just farting when you think you have to crap like a hair care product?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
apple dairy product
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wifeβs hair care products.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.
I would have predicted a trial period.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?
Batman: Of course not.
Robin: Batshampoo?
Batman: Okay, yes there is that.
Robin:.........
Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a factory that only makes good products?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a factory that sells good products?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Where are average products made?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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