I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,

Apple juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisajean1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.

The iRoll

Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Use2HandsPlease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When someone sees you with Apple product.

iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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apple dairy product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Have you heard of the new Apple Product to protect your eyes?

Its called the iLid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crockett62
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why do Republicans all use apple products?

Because they're not PC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What is a pirates favorite Apple product

The I-patch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charzard2500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Apple’s newest product attaches directly to your face!

Introducing the iLash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What's the Apple store in Bangkok's number one product......?

.....iPad thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Why can't Apple employees wear dress shirts?

Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFury55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"

I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Apple is coming out with the I-Car in 2021

But you won't be able to see out of it, because you can't install Windows on Apple Products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwamsl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2016
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What is a pirates favorite Apple product?

The iPatch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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