I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
Apple juice
Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
When someone sees you with Apple product.
iWitness.
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
It's called the apple Ο
Have you heard of the new Apple Product to protect your eyes?
Its called the iLid
Why do Republicans all use apple products?
Because they're not PC
What is a pirates favorite Apple product
The I-patch
Appleβs newest product attaches directly to your face!
Introducing the iLash
What's the Apple store in Bangkok's number one product......?
.....iPad thai
Why can't Apple employees wear dress shirts?
Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
Apple is coming out with the I-Car in 2021
But you won't be able to see out of it, because you can't install Windows on Apple Products.
What is a pirates favorite Apple product?
The iPatch.
