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︎ Jun 24 2019
Next week is pun week yall
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︎ Jul 06 2019
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
You know it's news when your electricity company is punning...
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︎ Jul 31 2017
I feel that there is pun potential in a "sommelier pirate" but I'm too lazy to finish my train of thought. Any ideas?
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︎ May 15 2017
I know a guy who is good at wordplay and he also has a strong odour.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
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︎ Jan 25 2021
One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments
Thatβs just unpresidented
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Lighter is better
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Lance is an uncommon name nowdays
But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Everything is treble
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︎ Jan 05 2021
This is the... wait, what?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasnβt happy at all. βHow much have you had to drink?β she asked sternly, staring at me. βNothingβ I slurred. βLook at me!β she shouted. βItβs either me or the pub, which one is it?β
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, βItβs you. I can tell by the voice.β
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︎ Dec 27 2020
This pun is a Cut above the rest
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
This is my best pick-up line
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︎ Jan 12 2021
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, βIs it to scale?β I replied, βNoβ¦β
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
This is how you make neon geen.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My biology teacher is a pun legend
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since Iβm neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Sunday is sad
But the day before is an even sadder day
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Ok this needs a bit of context: η« is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why is 0=1?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What is a foot long and slippery?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
This joke is next level.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What Cheese is made backwards?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.
Apparently it is private.
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