When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.

You had to be a complete dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

....and the second one Duplikate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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If I could be in any fraternity it’d be

I felta thigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJFP
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What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?

A chupacabro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phransisco
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In college, I couldn’t join any fraternity because I was circumcised.

Apparently you had to be a complete dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I did a stand-up comedy gig for a law enforcement fraternity...

... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_me_your_beavah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I don't understand why people expect me to remember what fraternity or sorority they're in. It's all Greek to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halagabir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity?

You call them Oedipus β€” a Greek motherfucker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISHunderscore
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What's the name of the college fraternity really into rowing?

ρ ρ ρ

(rho rho rho)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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College Fraternity

I asked my dad if he was in a fraternity when he was in school.

He said "Yeah, I was in Tappa Kegga Ale."

Thanks Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxerpro22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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For my next magic trick, I'm going to saw my fraternity brother in half!

A-bro-cadaver!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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How do Marketing Fraternities haze?

Branding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigguratOfUr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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My Dad said he wanted to make a fraternity, asked him what he'd call it: "Felta Thigh Delta, or Tappa Kegga Beera"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalcyonEyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Fraternity dad joke

Him: You shouldn't call your fraternity a frat.

Me: Why?

Him (with shit eating grin): Because you don't call your country a cunt, now do ya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoachMoCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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Fraternity Rush

My dad called and asked if I was going to rush a fraternity. He suggested Eata Pi. He laughed hysterically, and I could hear my Mom faintly saying "Oh shut up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boywonder69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Request for pun help.

Hi everyone.

I don't know if this is allowed but I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make puns dealing with candies relating to the words "Leadership", "Service", and either "Fellowship" or "friendship". I figured this is the place of experts and hoped you could provide me with a solution. I'm planning on using this for big little reveal in my fraternity.

Thanks again ahead of time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkecojaj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Are they twins?

"No, they're triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knight_dullahan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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I need help with a pun!

Need help making puns that sound like sorority/fraternity names like β€œI Eta Pi” if you have any send them my way!! Even if they aren’t puns if they’re remotely funny and sound like a sorority that would help too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitterygrandpa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a sheet set where the fitted sheet doesn’t match the flat sheet?

Fraternal twin sheets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjm077
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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(step)Dadjoke tonight

So my step dad, mother, and I are on our way home from a pint night tonight when we got onto the conversation of twins. I was going back and forth with my mom, who as a nurse was giving insightful comments on the subject. My step dad quips in and asks if there's any specific parts of the US that are prone to fraternal or identical twins. We both are kinda confused for a second, and my mom says it's not a geographical thing but genetics. He then says he would have thought Minnesota would have been the place. I lost my shit. My mom was confused until she realized it was a baseball dadjoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahlovelol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonaTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Never talk about the Greek system around my dad...

He will always chime in "When I was in college, the big fraternity on campus was 'I felt a thigh.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Housman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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Got my buddy over pool

Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.

"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.

"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."

"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.

"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xuol
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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Straight from my grandpa

You know, honey [to his wife], that your chemistry professor said that he never had time to join a fraternity, not even KantaPoopaTau! He's 90.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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