Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work

Because they’re in-vestment advisors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a typo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest

For I have synonymed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a Type-O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why are priests called father?

because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What do you call a priest that wants to be a lawyer?

Father in law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Father-in-law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalariaDamnYou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the priest quit his job to become a personal trainer?

He was really into exorcising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My friend who grew up as an orphan officially became a priest yesterday.

He’s Father Les.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.

I finally received my abs solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterPlumbean
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverjaydog
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I found out the local priest adopted a dog.

He called it Ma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?

Alien Vs Predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?

β€œBeam me up, Goddy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sf340flier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why did the priest return his ps5?

It didn’t support cross play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seb_Swag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

And the bartender yells out "what is this? A joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhysetheraven96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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If a Priest becomes a standup comedian

Will Father be cracking dad jokes then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RekadaKhost
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Why do priests love swiss cheese?

Beacuse it's very holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"

One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.

Doctors say he is in stable condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgsalinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...

I bless the reins down in Africa...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink.

Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DE-95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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A priest sneezes into a bible.

God bless him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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2 priests walk into a vampire

One says "Quick show him your cross"

The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtzee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?

A Transistor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?

That's why its holey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuvoksDoRag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?

Sanctuary much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeehole420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.

The wolves may be predators but he pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaFamous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?

Amen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brukfalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to

but I found nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seujiro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...

You should go there if you seek pennants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic

The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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A rabbit, a priest, and a preacher walk it to a bar.

The rabbit looks at the priest and preacher then says "I think I am a typo".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackalsclaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick_NYC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...

...the nurse asks the rabbit, β€œwhat blood type are you?”

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitten-McSnugglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...

The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.

The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.

Dr β€œ what blood type are you rabbit?”

To which the rabbit replies,

Rabbit β€œ probably a Type-O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubberOrNothing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

Rabbit says β€œI think I’m a type O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer

A father in law :3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julicakess
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says β€œI think there is a typo”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A priest does not tell dad jokes

He tells father jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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