Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work
Because theyβre in-vestment advisors.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a typoβ.
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︎ May 25 2021
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest
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︎ May 25 2021
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why are priests called father?
because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you call a priest that wants to be a lawyer?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did the priest quit his job to become a personal trainer?
He was really into exorcising
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︎ May 20 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My friend who grew up as an orphan officially became a priest yesterday.
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︎ May 20 2021
My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
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︎ May 12 2021
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
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︎ May 01 2021
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I found out the local priest adopted a dog.
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︎ May 13 2021
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why did the priest return his ps5?
It didnβt support cross play
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︎ Mar 28 2021
A pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
And the bartender yells out "what is this? A joke?"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
If a Priest becomes a standup comedian
Will Father be cracking dad jokes then?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What is a priestβs favorite spice?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...
I bless the reins down in Africa...
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︎ Apr 01 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink.
Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."
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︎ Mar 18 2021
A priest sneezes into a bible.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ May 07 2021
A rabbit, a priest, and a preacher walk it to a bar.
The rabbit looks at the priest and preacher then
says "I think I am a typo".
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︎ Jun 02 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, βwhat blood type are you?β
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a type O.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr β what blood type are you rabbit?β
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit β probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says βI think Iβm a type Oβ
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer
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︎ Feb 15 2021
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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︎ Feb 10 2021
A priest does not tell dad jokes
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︎ Jan 14 2021
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