Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work
Because theyβre in-vestment advisors.
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A priest does not tell dad jokes
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Whatβs the difference between a doctor and a priest ?
When the dr touches your nuts itβs strictly business.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did the vegetarian priest say before partaking in a meal?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Do Priests have an altar ego?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why couldnβt the priest find his rosary?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why didn't the priest want to get his car detailed?
The devil's in the detail.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call a Priest that joins a Karate Dojo?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I had a priest perform an exorcism for my house, but I never paid the bill....
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︎ Oct 06 2020
A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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︎ Jun 03 2020
A catholic priest walked into the wrong congregation
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What does a thot call a priest?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. π
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︎ Jul 12 2020
A Catholic priest will always be a Catholic until he goes on a pilgrimage....
...then He becomes a Roamin' Catholic
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why are priests so ripped?
Because they're always exercising
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
If my son becomes a priest, what would I call him?
I really want to know. All I can think to do is move to Alabama
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What is it called when a priest is a popping a cyst?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
π︎ 9k
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︎ Feb 21 2020
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
π︎ 10k
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a Type-O.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.
π︎ 8k
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︎ Feb 08 2020
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
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︎ May 03 2020
What did the priest say to the salad?
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