Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?

That's why its holey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuvoksDoRag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I just saw a priest blessing an avocado...

Holy guacamole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Why did the priest bless his milk?

To pastorize it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cammorecruit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Priest got me today.

Background: My priest and cantor came to bless my house today. Afterwards, we were talking a bit and he made a pretty funny joke. I laughed and said "That's a pretty funny dad joke!"

His response: "That's Father Joke to you."

Cue the eye roll and forehead slap from the cantor.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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Oy vey!

Being the hostess of Thanksgivikkah dinner this year, I made a little speech about how blessed I was and how I loved everyone at our table. Dad said I should have started with a joke and then offered this one up:

"A rabbi, a minister, and a priest walk into a bar. The bar tender says, 'what is this? A joke'"!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonzoparenting
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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If a priest blesses an avocado

Would it be a holy guacamole?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inoune
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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If a priest blesses an avocado

Would it be a holy guacamole?

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