And now for the knightly news
There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
I’d like to stay for two Knights please.
Who was the roundest round knight of the round table?
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells “you smelt my armour!”
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: “Yes, and what a lovely scent it had.”
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
How did the baker react when he was knighted?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
What do you call a knighted cow?
What's the name of a knight of the round table?
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Nobody expected this Knight in the battle.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
So if you get knighted by Bill Gates
Does that make you an edge lord?
What do you call a really fat knight?
How do Knights communicate ?
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH.....
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
I'm starting my new job as a human chess piece.
The money is great. I'm on knights next week.
What do you call a pregnant person in a suit of armour?
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Which knight invented the round table?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
The roundest knight at the round table
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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