What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen....
US Soldier - did u come here to die?
Aussie Soldier - Nah mate, came 'ere yesterdie.
Every soldier in my platoon was knocked out during combat.
I guess that's what happens when you're under the command of General Anesthesia.
What is a physicist's favorite soldier?
I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Did you hear about the soldier who was attacked with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He was a seasoned veteran!
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
There were 2 ancient soldiers on a boat escaping Greece.
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.
A soldier is called in to speak to a sergeant...
The sergeant says: "I didn't see you today in the camouflage test"
"That's the idea, Sergeant"
Did you know Shakespeare had a brother who was a foot soldier in the military?
He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.
What day does a soldier hate?
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
What do you call a hairy elite soldier?
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
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What do you call a baby soldier?
How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"
Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
What do Jawas do during a pandemic?
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:
How do you drive this thing?
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
Ve are the master chiefs
What do you call the perfect German soldiers?
Veteran-arians
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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Where does the army put young soldiers?
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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