A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
Why are priests called father?
because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a priest that wants to be a lawyer?
Why did the priest quit his job to become a personal trainer?
He was really into exorcising
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
My friend who grew up as an orphan officially became a priest yesterday.
My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
I found out the local priest adopted a dog.
What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?
Why did the priest return his ps5?
It didn’t support cross play
A pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
And the bartender yells out "what is this? A joke?"
If a Priest becomes a standup comedian
Will Father be cracking dad jokes then?
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
What is a priest’s favorite spice?
Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...
I bless the reins down in Africa...
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink.
Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."
A priest sneezes into a bible.
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?
Because he was also a neck-romancer.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A rabbit, a priest, and a preacher walk it to a bar.
The rabbit looks at the priest and preacher then
says "I think I am a typo".
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”
A priest does not tell dad jokes
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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