A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooRobots9182
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2 priests walk into a vampire

One says "Quick show him your cross"

The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
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A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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I had a priest perform an exorcism for my house, but I never paid the bill....

It’s been repossessed

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How do you turn a friar into a high priest?

You give him a blunt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15
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A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19
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A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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What does a thot call a priest?

Daddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicDJpuppy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02
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A catholic priest walked into the wrong congregation

There was mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26
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What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?

He Exorcises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coyote_CoolAid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11
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Why are priests so ripped?

Because they're always exercising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07
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A Catholic priest will always be a Catholic until he goes on a pilgrimage....

...then He becomes a Roamin' Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21
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What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?

Lettuce pray.

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What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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Did you know you can milk priests?

Its pastor-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExaltedBEECloud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03
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What is it called when a priest is a popping a cyst?

An Exorcyst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14
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If my son becomes a priest, what would I call him?

I really want to know. All I can think to do is move to Alabama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
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What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raindawg75
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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What did the vegetarian priest say at church?

Lettuce pray.

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A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lhstar28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24
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When the priest continued ministering, after having been officially censured, what did his bishop say to him?

What we have, here, is a failure to excommunicate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Czernobog44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02
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A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.

"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.

The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"

"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

For I have synonymed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...

Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themostunknownowl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16
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Why did the priest have to throw away the church?

Because it was parishable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19
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A priest, a rabi, and a horse all walk into a bar.

But not the duck. He saw it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacosnarf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks β€œwhy should I hire you?” The applicant responded β€œI have a special talent!”

β€œOh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.

The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.

At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!

β€œYou’re hired!!” He exclaimed.

The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.

The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.

A bystander asked β€œwho is he?”

The priest responded β€œI don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”

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I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It’s his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.

Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...

It was a blessing in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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What do you call a priest who travels a lot?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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Why didn’t the priest join the bdsm club?

He was non dominational.

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How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CjMcDonald85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"

The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wB68
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What did the priest say at the flooding river?

God, dam it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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I once knew a priest that only ate microwave soup.

He was a Ramen Catholic.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a Type-O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joyfulpunner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03
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What did the priest say to the salad?

"Lettuce Pray"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitecorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigglytep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo”

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