A little background: My son is about 18 months old, and I read to him every night before bed. He chooses his book, and 99 times out of 100, he chooses "Dear Zoo."
For those who haven't read it, it's about a child who continually writes to the zoo in search for a pet. They send him and elephant which was too big, so he sent it back. Then they send him a giraffe who was too tall, so he sent him back etc. until he gets a dog, which is of course, perfect.
Since our son is talking more and more, my boyfriend was trying to coax our son to say the name of the book:
Boyfriend: what do you want to read tonight? Does it start with dear?....
Me: No, it starts with an Elephant.
What type of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? camembert!
What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse? mascarpone!
What type of cheese is made backwards? edam!
What did the cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror? haloumi!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? nacho cheese!