Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
I visited the birth place of the guy who invented the toothbrush.
What beach do zombies like to visit?
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?
A gambler visited rain forests every day and ended up getting penile cancer
I guess he was hitting the wrong sloths
When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
My Child's Paediatrician is usually a bit short tempered when we visit, but then again..
..She always had little patients.
Went to visit my grandpa's final resting place and he left a message for me on his tombstone. I couldn't make out what it was.
It was a very cryptic message.
I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.
It must have been the Yuri-nation.
I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but he’s afraid to...
...He suffers from claustrophobia
Wanna know why the government doesn't bring in tourist visits yet
An undercover cop visits a doctors surgery...
...he pretends to be a patient and when the doctor it's him down he says:
DR: how can I help?
Cop: Well I'm actually here because you're in trouble
DR: Don't worry sir, most men your age suffer urine trouble!
The family wanted to visit some caverns.
I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.
When visiting Poland make sure you don't look faded.
You might run into the polish police.
My urologist and I kept joking around during my last visit.
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
A Scotsman visits his doctor. He pulls his kilt up and says doctor you have to help me I'm going crazy
The doctor says I can clearly see your nuts
I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
They saw the rating- only one star.
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor?
I need my hip to be square.
What's the best time to visit a watchmaker?
My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marx’s grave.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
My Mexican Uncle Rito came to visit recently and said its freezing here.
I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.”
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
Theseus briefly visited Crete
as part of his minor tour.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I visited an online butcher shop today.
Every coffee shop you've ever visited...
...is run by a bunch of has-beans.
My brother, who’s a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
You visit Christopher Walken's theme park for Christmas
It's Winter in a Walken Wonderland.
I just went to go visit my late grandmother buried in the cemetery, but when I went there I found her dancing!
It was quite the Plot Twist
What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?
I enjoyed being enlightened
Asked an Alien why they never visits us.
''bad reviews, only one star''they said.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
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