What’s a sorority girl’s favorite coffee drink?

A Kappa-ccino.

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What did the sorority girl say when she lost her pen?

"I literally cannot even write now!"

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My girlfriend is starting sorority rush tonight

Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!

Girlfriend: What?

Dad: Aren't you Russian?

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I don't understand why people expect me to remember what fraternity or sorority they're in. It's all Greek to me
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👤︎ u/halagabir
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A strand of rope wanted to join a sorority

In order for her to join, she has to tie herself up in all sorts of ways. So the head sister says, Can you knot?

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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I need help with a pun!

Need help making puns that sound like sorority/fraternity names like “I Eta Pi” if you have any send them my way!! Even if they aren’t puns if they’re remotely funny and sound like a sorority that would help too

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Friend's sister got it good today.

My friend's sister is talking about how rushing is coming up for her sorority and how she's nervous.

Sister: "Rushing is a few months away and I'm already freaking out about that!"

Dad: "Well maybe you should slow down."

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Corporate Structure..

I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.

She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..

Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."

Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"

Gf: "Yeah, I think so."

Me: "Oh, that's coo."

Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."

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