Fraternity Puns

You had to be a complete dick.

I felta thigh

A chupacabro.

Apparently you had to be a complete dick.

... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.

You call them Oedipus — a Greek motherfucker.

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(rho rho rho)

I asked my dad if he was in a fraternity when he was in school.

He said "Yeah, I was in Tappa Kegga Ale."

Thanks Dad

A-bro-cadaver!!

Branding

Because he was bro-ken.

Him: You shouldn't call your fraternity a frat.

Me: Why?

Him (with shit eating grin): Because you don't call your country a cunt, now do ya?

My dad called and asked if I was going to rush a fraternity. He suggested Eata Pi. He laughed hysterically, and I could hear my Mom faintly saying "Oh shut up".

....and the second one Duplikate.

Hi everyone.

I don't know if this is allowed but I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make puns dealing with candies relating to the words "Leadership", "Service", and either "Fellowship" or "friendship". I figured this is the place of experts and hoped you could provide me with a solution. I'm planning on using this for big little reveal in my fraternity.

Thanks again ahead of time!

It's paid fraternity leave.

Need help making puns that sound like sorority/fraternity names like “I Eta Pi” if you have any send them my way!! Even if they aren’t puns if they’re remotely funny and sound like a sorority that would help too

"No, they're triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home."

Fraternal twin sheets

So my step dad, mother, and I are on our way home from a pint night tonight when we got onto the conversation of twins. I was going back and forth with my mom, who as a nurse was giving insightful comments on the subject. My step dad quips in and asks if there's any specific parts of the US that are prone to fraternal or identical twins. We both are kinda confused for a second, and my mom says it's not a geographical thing but genetics. He then says he would have thought Minnesota would have been the place. I lost my shit. My mom was confused until she realized it was a baseball dadjoke.

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

He will always chime in "When I was in college, the big fraternity on campus was 'I felt a thigh.'"

Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.

"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.

"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."

"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.

"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."

You know, honey [to his wife], that your chemistry professor said that he never had time to join a fraternity, not even KantaPoopaTau! He's 90.