Frat Puns

A list of puns related to "Frat"

What do frat boys at chiropractor school call each other?

"Verte-bruh"

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👤︎ u/erebus
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.

There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.

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👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?

DUDEronomy

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👤︎ u/mrhjx
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why was Anakin Skywalker kicked out of the frat party?

He killed off all the Yuenglings.

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👤︎ u/FuddieDuddie
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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What did the frat bro say when he got a glass of room temperature water?

Noice!

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet?

Brochure.

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👤︎ u/ThisKidsAlright
📅︎ Jun 09 2017
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What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?

Bro-ken

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👤︎ u/anondnow
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 29 2020
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The pig mascot of the local college's male social organization died, so they decided to sell its meat...

They called them Frat Brats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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👤︎ u/ToonaTheCat
📅︎ Nov 10 2015
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Fraternity dad joke

Him: You shouldn't call your fraternity a frat.

Me: Why?

Him (with shit eating grin): Because you don't call your country a cunt, now do ya?

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👤︎ u/CoachMoCheeks
📅︎ Aug 23 2014
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