.. that seems a bit far-fetched to me.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
Have to admit, it's rather fetching.
Traffic jams.
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
They gave me a raw deal.
"Damn that was a hard drive."
...It was Kief or Southernland
"I have the solution for you," replied the doctor.
"Really, what is it?"
“Well, try getting up half an hour later."
Me: Wait. I can change.
I'm feeling dead tired now, I really hope they have a good resting place.
He's quiet a guy.
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
So he asked me to leave.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
I have no egrets.
I saw it through my telescope last night
It was riveting.
Whenever he says "I'm ready to retire," his boss puts him right back to work on another car.
I don't think we're going to workout afterall.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
Because it was Frito Lay
Called it a day.
So I packed all my stuff and right.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
Me : Wait . I can change .
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road
