Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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My dad just said Goldilocks stayed at BearBNB
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Why did Goldilocks get kicked out?

She was unbearable

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