The family wanted to visit some caverns.

I didn’t want to go, but eventually I caved.

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What do you call chick peas in a cavern?

Humus Sapiens

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👤︎ u/Psswords
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's a cavern?

Depends on the calves job.

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👤︎ u/Wage_slave
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.

She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.

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The ranger at Carlsbad Caverns

My girlfriend and I are talking to him about White Nose Syndrome and he mentions that there's a lot of bats in the cave that could be affected by it. My girlfriend asks him Aren't they freaked out about it? referring to the staff, to which he replies Well no, the bats don't know about it, and continues on.

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👤︎ u/eviktion
📅︎ Oct 21 2015
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Sure, Carlsbad cavern is great and all, but...

...why don't they show us Carl's good cavern?

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Wifes grandpa, has been one for a while.

While in the elevator at carlsbad caverns. Turns to the operator and says, This job must have its ups and downs.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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