A retail store!
I payed my $2 and the guy says “Once upon a time there was this lobster.”
To cover it’s buttquack
To cover their buttquacks.
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”
To cover it's butt quack.
It goes up to the librarian and says "bok." The shocked librarian looks at the chicken and says, "Excuse me, what?" and the chicken repeats, "bok."
The librarian thinks a moment before asking, "You want a book?" The chicken nods and says, "bok," so the librarian goes and gives the chicken a book, and it walks out.
A few minutes later the chicken struts back in and says "bok bok." The librarian, still shocked, asks if it wants two books, to which the chicken replies, "bok bok." So the librarian gets two more books and gives them to the chicken.
A few more minutes pass and the chicken walks back up to the front desk, saying "bok bok bok." The librarian nods and fetches three more books, but this time decides to follow the chicken outside.
Tailing the chicken, she watches as it walks out to the parking lot, where a frog is sitting by a pile of books. When the chicken lays the new delivery before it, the frog takes one look and says, "reddit, reddit!"
The retail shop
They would be called Robertcats.
A man has three dogs. The 1st is named Max. The 2nd, named Brutus, and the third named Clarice. One day, the owner comes home to find his childhood stuffed animal in pieces on the floor, cotton strewn about everywhere. In an effort to find out who the culprit is he lines up his three dogs. Looking at them he asks the 1st, “Max, did you do this?” Max wagged his tail and didn’t move from his spot. The owner looks over to the third, Clarice, who has taken it upon herself to lay down for some naps. As he looks into the middle of the two, he can see a tuft of cotton escaping from his snout and exclaims: “Pet two, Brutus?”
Won’t be long now
A monkey was sitting on the train tracks waiting for a train. When a train ran over its tail the monkey said, "It won't be long now!"
It's dairy-erre
But without it they would look otter.
I work in retail sales... 🤨
Talking amongst the office about current events and the Matt Gaetz scandal came up.
Coworker "An older guy in power taking advantage of young women? That's a tale as old as time..."
Me "From what I've seen the tail wasn't even 18..."
It uses Tide.
Sir Render
It's endeering.
"No thanks, just looking around."
Tide
Möebius Dick
"That was a big misssnake!"
I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.
It was about a dinosaur. I can't get into it right now, it was a long tail
A Retail store!
To cover their buttquacks!
Me-ow!
The retail store
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
To cover it’s butt-quack.
A re-tail store
A retail store
The Retail store
The re-tail store
To cover up their butt quack
They go to the retail store.
A retail store
They use tide
