That's mine pun
If you open your mind to the wind, you will be mind blown
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Not mine
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︎ Jan 15 2021
A buddy of mine named his dog β5 Milesβ so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
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︎ Nov 24 2020
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Locksmith friend of mine just retired, said he never once got rained out.
It seems that all of his work was in doors.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
A friend of mine makes good money selling camelβs milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
A friend of mine is a dermatologist
He started his career from scratch.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why donβt chickens like to mine for gold?
They might find a nugget.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I told my wife I was going to accompany her to get her Covid Vaccine, and see if they could do mine as well. She said they probably wouldn't. I replied, "I don't know..."
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︎ Feb 26 2021
A friend of mine told me he was looking to buy stock in Bose.
I told him it would be a sound investment.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
A friend of mine just said to me βIβm training to be garbage manβ
I said βYou donβt need training for that! You just pick it up as you go alongβ
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
A friend of mine asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine...
I said, "Oooh!! About 15 minutes. "
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︎ Feb 10 2021
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
So Iβm at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still donβt know because he hasnβt opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
βDad, I knew that story wasnβt real because you donβt have any friendsβ
π»π»ππβ οΈβ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
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︎ Jan 10 2021
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Its mine
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How does one mine for data?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.
That's no skin off of my nose!
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Not mine just wanted to share some funny stuff
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︎ Nov 06 2020
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.
Itβs rather too conventional for me...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine
I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"
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︎ Nov 16 2020
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
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︎ Nov 14 2020
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But itβs okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why are there no cafes in mines?
Because coffee should never be made under-ground.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
Itβs our family hair loom.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
So I started dating an OBGYN that said her job was more dangerous than mine.
So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
THE LAND MINE WAS A....
GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERY
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︎ Nov 20 2020
its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
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︎ Nov 26 2020
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
U wait till u see mine !
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I was devastated this afternoon, when my wife said my 5 year old son wasn't mine...
She said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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