That's mine pun

If you open your mind to the wind, you will be mind blown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopchetoEU
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Not mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoo_yone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A buddy of mine named his dog β€œ5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

But today he ran over 5 Miles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.

Toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Locksmith friend of mine just retired, said he never once got rained out.

It seems that all of his work was in doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaynePrndl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.

It’s a drama dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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A friend of mine is a dermatologist

He started his career from scratch.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why don’t chickens like to mine for gold?

They might find a nugget.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Professor_Smartax
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I told my wife I was going to accompany her to get her Covid Vaccine, and see if they could do mine as well. She said they probably wouldn't. I replied, "I don't know..."

"It's worth a shot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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A friend of mine told me he was looking to buy stock in Bose.

I told him it would be a sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryguy2797
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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A friend of mine just said to me β€œI’m training to be garbage man”

I said β€œYou don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A friend of mine asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine...

I said, "Oooh!! About 15 minutes. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors

Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hessim20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Its mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/protatort69420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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How does one mine for data?

By quarrying a database!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.

That's no skin off of my nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Not mine just wanted to share some funny stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs

It was his Thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...

I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al25fcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.

It’s rather too conventional for me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjnfsk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine

I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venkyngsmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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There was an accident at the coal mine

Nothing too serious, just some miner damage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.

But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llcoolg72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why are there no cafes in mines?

Because coffee should never be made under-ground.

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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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So I started dating an OBGYN that said her job was more dangerous than mine.

So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numberthu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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THE LAND MINE WAS A....

GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERY

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortraVox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maecky1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".

He just knows it has no L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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U wait till u see mine !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

To the I-C-U!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unic0rnism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClerSeaworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I was devastated this afternoon, when my wife said my 5 year old son wasn't mine...

She said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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