The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!
They said the fire was in tents
http://imgur.com/a/voxEK
Not sure if imgur links are allowed either. I've never posted to this sub before and the rules are a little confusing but my uncle makes me laugh so I wanted to share
My mum and dad had separated by this point and he was picking me up from the town centre where I was with a girl I was seeing, named Jenni. After introducing herself my father paused for a second, let out a slight smirk and replied "What, from the block?" slapped his thigh and let out a hearty dad-chuckle.
We were watching an interview on tv and,
Me: "He sounds like he's Russian, do you think he is?"
Dad: "He certainly doesn't sound like he's taking his time, so maybe."
This was followed by deep, bellowing dad laughter. Bravo dad, bravo.
when I was visiting my mum I hadn't showered for a few days, She said to me 'Blade, I can't have a dirty son.' Me: 'Then would you rather have a dirty moon?
Apparently this guy's YouTube channel is 100s of videos of dad jokes: http://youtu.be/jfC04AAnAb4
I've only worked with him a day and I've already got these two:
Man "Yeah, I don't really like seafood." Coworker "Oh yeah? What about B-food?"
Man (looking at a remote to lock and unlock a door) "I wonder what the range of this is?" Coworker "Depends...how far can you throw it?"
So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"
and the dadliest dad i've ever heard dropped this one on his unsuspecting wife...
wife: i think i'm going to run down to the store, can you keep an eye on the kids?
dadliest dad: you know, if you just drive down it would probably be a lot quicker.
wife: okay, thanks for the suggestion smartypants.
dadliest dad: <smirkliest smirk>
the wifes response to this goldmine made me realize that he is, indeed, a walking(unlike his wife), talking, dadjoke.
