This thread is a goldmine
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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Minerals are a goldmine of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaledin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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GOLDMINE! Some genius comedy material in here my friends. /r/AskReddit/comments/e8t…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hickfield
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, β€œThey r/dadjokes.”

The son said, β€œWhat’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My 94 year old grandpa is a goldmine. Here is one of his favorites: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

They said the fire was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spartan6222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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I got cloth napkins for the holidays. They’re a pun goldmine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aerlenbach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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He's not even a father, but my uncle's facebook is still a goldmine of dad-jokes

http://imgur.com/a/voxEK

Not sure if imgur links are allowed either. I've never posted to this sub before and the rules are a little confusing but my uncle makes me laugh so I wanted to share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatballshorty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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CarTalk pun goldmine (apologies if repost... I searched but did not find) cartalk.com/content/staff…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQLDave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daveeeeeeep
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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My father is a goldmine of 'dad-jokes' here's a taster.

My mum and dad had separated by this point and he was picking me up from the town centre where I was with a girl I was seeing, named Jenni. After introducing herself my father paused for a second, let out a slight smirk and replied "What, from the block?" slapped his thigh and let out a hearty dad-chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfernusConsurget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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Ah, mum. A goldmine of dadjokes

when I was visiting my mum I hadn't showered for a few days, She said to me 'Blade, I can't have a dirty son.' Me: 'Then would you rather have a dirty moon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blade4004
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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The Dyson Show - dad joke goldmine?

Apparently this guy's YouTube channel is 100s of videos of dad jokes: http://youtu.be/jfC04AAnAb4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yneos
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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My new coworker is going to be a goldmine...

I've only worked with him a day and I've already got these two:

Man "Yeah, I don't really like seafood." Coworker "Oh yeah? What about B-food?"

Man (looking at a remote to lock and unlock a door) "I wonder what the range of this is?" Coworker "Depends...how far can you throw it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDiverTitN
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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The next Minecraft movie will be a blockbuster
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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Two men were on a boat and wanted to smoke but they didn't have anything to light their cigarettes.

So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowaboga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What are those poles for taking your own picture called?

A narcissis-stick?

Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doc_slice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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My dad everytime we mention eating sushi.

"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linktothenow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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so i was getting some sun at the pool yesterday...

and the dadliest dad i've ever heard dropped this one on his unsuspecting wife...

wife: i think i'm going to run down to the store, can you keep an eye on the kids?

dadliest dad: you know, if you just drive down it would probably be a lot quicker.

wife: okay, thanks for the suggestion smartypants.

dadliest dad: <smirkliest smirk>

the wifes response to this goldmine made me realize that he is, indeed, a walking(unlike his wife), talking, dadjoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doozerpm
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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