My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium
"0mg", I replied
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg
When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating
I was like OMg
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium!
Patient: Omg!
When oxygen and magnesium went on a date , I said
"OMG"
How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.
HeHeHe OMg
Frying magnesium will never catch on as a hobby...
It's just a flash in the pan.
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating?
I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium
It would be a light saber
What did Newton say when the apple fell on his head
O mg
A doctor told a patient that his body has run out of magnesium.
0mg
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0MG
Doctor - your body has ran out of magnesium!
Me - 0mg
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating,
I was like OMg
Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!
I was like "OMg!"
Yesterday I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out
I was like OMg
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?
OMg!
