Apple cider Puns

I said “I don’t know, Son. I don’t think that would be my cup of tea.”

I rose to the occasion.

I can't use my laptop anymore. Someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son rolls eyes: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."

Dad: "I slipped in cider."

My boss was making us warm apple cider and one of my coworkers said that the cider was really good, and that the orange peels gave it a nice kick. My boss looks at me, then my coworker then says "I guess you can say is very appealing." We both gave a strained chuckle and continued on with work