iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pelomTEN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My boy was drinking hot chocolate and said β€œDad, we should make a hot chocolate apple cider coffee!”

I said β€œI don’t know, Son. I don’t think that would be my cup of tea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaylan96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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My girlfriend wanted to go to a botanical garden in the mountains

I rose to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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I'm posting on mobile.

I can't use my laptop anymore. Someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quepyas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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The Apple doesn't fall far from the Tree

Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son rolls eyes: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."

Dad: "I slipped in cider."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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So my boss got my coworker yesterday..

My boss was making us warm apple cider and one of my coworkers said that the cider was really good, and that the orange peels gave it a nice kick. My boss looks at me, then my coworker then says "I guess you can say is very appealing." We both gave a strained chuckle and continued on with work

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