I placed my pint down on the table in the pub and one of the waiters walker over to my table.

"Would you like a beer mat?" he asked.

I said, "I prefer cider, pal. And my name isn't Matt."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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I need food puns!

Anything really! I’m trying to think of food puns that rhyme with my name - Ida/could end with an “ah” sounds. Ex - Cida (Cider). Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!

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👤︎ u/iyhui
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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