Skaty Perry
Today I learned that Katty Perry turned down an advertisement deal with Nandos; Perry's Perry Perry Chicken
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
A Perry Comover
What would William Perry’s nickname be, if he played for the LV Raiders?
Fridgerator Raider
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.
