Burton Puns

A list of puns related to "Burton"

How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?

A Skelling-Ton

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👤︎ u/kperezrocket
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.

I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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We really miss Burton.

Ah, that god damn Cliff.

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👤︎ u/LapinusTech
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you get when you cross LeVar Burton with Sylvester Stallone?

Reading Rambo.

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👤︎ u/BrainFartTheFirst
📅︎ May 27 2018
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What is Tim Burton's favourite measurement?

Johnny Depth

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👤︎ u/Fman7
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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Who is a lumberjack's favourite director?

Tim Burton

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👤︎ u/Martsigras
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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