Cider Drink Puns

A list of puns related to "Cider Drink"

When is the best day to drink cider?

Ciderday!

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👤︎ u/ConsultingBastardess
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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When my wife drinks cider....

It's inside 'er.

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👤︎ u/HanlonRazor
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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What do you get from drinking too much cider?

Bad ciderffects

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👤︎ u/FreeHugsUponRequest
📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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My boy was drinking hot chocolate and said “Dad, we should make a hot chocolate apple cider coffee!”

I said “I don’t know, Son. I don’t think that would be my cup of tea.”

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👤︎ u/Jaylan96
📅︎ Feb 20 2018
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I dadjoked my gf and I'm not even a dad.

Today my girlfriend asked if I wanted anything to drink with dinner. She texted me asking if I wanted beer or cider or wine. I replied "cider would be nice. See if they have Dicken's Cider. I've heard it's good." She couldn't find it and, I shit you not, she asked a sales person if she could get Dicken's Cider. I'm still laughing.

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👤︎ u/ciphershort
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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Nothing better than a dad joke during a potential medical emergency.

When I was a baby, my Mom gave me some cider to drink during the holiday season. After doing this she was told that giving a baby cider that wasn't pasteurized could be dangerous. Panicking she called my Grandfather:

Mom: Dad how do I know if the cider is pasteurized?

Grandfather: Ok hold up the bottle of cider.

Mom: Holds up bottle of cider in front of face

Grandfather: Well it's "past your eyes" now!

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👤︎ u/bostrong
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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