Driving down the road with my dad and he sees an old Volkswagen beetle without the rear hood...

"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."

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More elephant flavored dad jokes

How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

  1. 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in the fridge?

There's a footprint in the butter.

How do you tell if there is two elephants in the fridge?

There's two footprints in the butter.

How do you tell if there is three elephants in the fridge?

You can't close the door.

How do you tell if there is four elephants in the fridge?

There's a Volkswagen out front.

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