So I'm doing something a little different than usual. I saw this form o'er here detailing various forms of parasitic fauna that inhabit the Flesh Pit. https://i.redd.it/3s46bvo1zvn71.jpg Although many of them have not yet been depicted either officially or by fans, leaving it up to imagination! SO...I decided I'd try my hand at theorizing what the heck these creatures could be.
P.S. THIS IS NOT CANON. It is entirely fanmade speculation on my part!
Please do correct me if I'm wrong, or give alternate ideas! I'd be very excited to see what your take on them would be! But meanwhile...let me get started.
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Amoebic Organism - A type of large Hydrozoan that has the ability to alter its shape, and moves around using numerous pseudopods that were once its tentacles.
CAUTION: If they are above a certain size and are attempting to eat you, please use your issued weapons on it. This does not kill the Amoebic organism--since they are colonial organisms, they can regenerate and form into smaller amoebas that pose less threat to you.
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Aquifer Leech - A type of leech-like organism that live in the superorganism's moisture crops. They infest the bottom of condensation pools, and latch onto the bottom to suck blood from the superorganism.
CAUTION: Do not enter the condensation pools without proper protection. There has been many incidents of them accidentally attaching to people. This causes a cookie-cutter shaped wound, and will bleed out quickly without immediate medical care.
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Bristleworm (Vascular) - These are a species of bristleworm which live in the superorganism's vascular system. I.e. within giant arteries and blood pools. They spend their lives swimming in blood, using their tendrils to sift nutrients from them while also seeking out macrobacteria.
CAUTION: Do not pollute any open wound in the superorganism. Chances are that doing so can kill Bristleworms, as their filtration system may feed on something detrimental to it. They're otherwise harmless to humans.
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Bristleworm (Ocular) - This species of bristleworm inhabits what is effectively ocular fluid. That is, aqueous humor filled with a variety of nutrients to nourish what may be an eye (unlocated as of yet). However, they get most of t
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Put it on my bill
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
