A list of puns related to "Beetles"
"Is this stool taken?"
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Trunk's at the front.
Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
It bugs me.
He was on duty.
I chose the smaller one of course! Itβs the lesser of the two weevils.
...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Heβs a scarab.
Turds With Friends
One says to the other, 'I thought I was the only beetle around these parts. Where are you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
That shit's gonna be ballin'.
Is it John, George, Paul or Ringo?
Dad: "Is it a Liverpool Beetle?" Me: "I don't know...what do they look like?" Dad: "When they're young they have long shaggy black hair and wear a suit. When they get older they look like hippies but vary..." Me: "Just stop, dad."
Me: "Oh, hey, there's a beetle on my glove!"
Dad: "Which one? John, Paul, Ringo, or George?"
Me: "...Ugh. Jeez."
"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."
Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.
Is this stool taken?
and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
Is this stool taken?
Is this stool taken?
.. and asks, βIs this stool taken?β
Is this stool taken?
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