Master and Commander - Weevil (Xpost from r/videos) youtube.com/watch?v=440l8…
Two boll weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
My friend found bugs in her expensive organic bread flour.
She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.
Someone asked me, if I were forced to, would I eat a big beetle or a small one?
I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.
